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ACN SCAM is an organization that offers education to consumers about risky alternative health treatments. ACN SCAM stands for The Association of Caring Nurses Against So-Called Alternative medicine.
The members of ACN SCAM are giving a presentation tonight at cancer benefit about avoiding alternative health treatments.
Not clear skin
Emma is not Acne-Free, maybe she should get some help.
Lepracne is a combination of the words leprosy and acne. It means acne that gets way out of control, to such an extent that even real physicians mistake patients that have it for animals or other nonhuman objects. Most teenagers suffer from lepracne, but their parents and other adults refuse to set up doctor appointments to get prescriptions to reduce its effects on them because they do not give a fuck about them. Usually, lepracne is considered a horrible, often terminal skin disease that is so goddamn uncomfortable that it leads to many homicide or suicide cases; however, some rape-o-phobes readily choose to contract it to increase their ugliness in order to not get raped/violated by sick fucks.
Innocent, Posh Teenager: Mom, a bunch of large, painfully itchy buboes are heavily covering my skin, but everytime I cause them to make contact with anything in order to remove them, they rupture blood. I fear that I will never be able to get full rid of them without bleeding to death. Would you please help me?
Skanky Stepmother: Don't worry honey. Sweety pie, it's just lepr-acne.
(After a brief period of gentle silence) STOP FUCKING AROUND, OR I'LL MAKE YOU EAT A DEAD TOAD AND THROW A BOWLING BALL AT YOUR TESTICLES!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE!
People that identify as "Apache helicopters" can have acne too.
"I have Apache acne"
A gay skin condition that may be mistaken as a horrific case of herpes.
My acne was so bad my boyfriend thought I had herpes, wants to break up, and get tested.