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A man with his sexual partner on his back is the mule standing and running towards a bed post that he must sit on 40 acres away.
I'm thinking about trying 40 acres and a mule tonight with my girlfriend.
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26th state in Brazil, was bought from Bolivia some time ago. Most brazillians joke about the people who live there, because apparently they live in the past: most common jokes are that there are living dinosaurs in Acre, or that the electricity is provided by Pikachus. One fact that may have helped to create those stereotypes is that Acre and some other cities near it are in UTC -5, for example when it's 10 am in Acre, it's 3 pm in London. Also, for being situated in a relatively equatorial zone, it doesn't have DST during summer, whereas in Rio or São Paulo, Brazil's two biggest cities, it's UTC -2, or, when it's 9 am in Rio, it's 11 am in London
“Did you hear? My friend is moving to Acre. I hope he doesn't get eaten by a dinosaur…”
The next lifestyle cannabis brand to take over the industry!
Man, did you know Acre is having a pop-up on Black Friday? We should slide!
A hood in East Houston made up of mostly duplexes and few houses located between Federal rd and market st. notorious for drugs and murder. also home of Llc Lmg Bwa and the famous LOCO.
where u from. Im from Woodland Acres!!!!
He knew not to enter the Hundred Acre Woods because poo lives there.
A campsite in Vermont that is ruled by Courtney, Nora, Molly, Hannah, and Lauren. When bitches and dicks decide to come for the weekend, they put them in place. There is a girl that camped there named "Stalker girl", and she stalks people. So watch out. Also, you don't wanna be caught rolling rocks down hills; results may very. Also, once a year the worlds most hottest guy visits, but his heat belongs to one person and once person only. It is a place where friendships are made along with enemies. One weekend there will change your life.
"I love horseshoe acres"
"Me too!"
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