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A man with his sexual partner on his back is the mule standing and running towards a bed post that he must sit on 40 acres away.
I'm thinking about trying 40 acres and a mule tonight with my girlfriend.
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The female equivalent to males “blue balls”.
It’s been so long since I got off, I have green acres.
26th state in Brazil, was bought from Bolivia some time ago. Most brazillians joke about the people who live there, because apparently they live in the past: most common jokes are that there are living dinosaurs in Acre, or that the electricity is provided by Pikachus. One fact that may have helped to create those stereotypes is that Acre and some other cities near it are in UTC -5, for example when it's 10 am in Acre, it's 3 pm in London. Also, for being situated in a relatively equatorial zone, it doesn't have DST during summer, whereas in Rio or São Paulo, Brazil's two biggest cities, it's UTC -2, or, when it's 9 am in Rio, it's 11 am in London
“Did you hear? My friend is moving to Acre. I hope he doesn't get eaten by a dinosaur…”
The next lifestyle cannabis brand to take over the industry!
Man, did you know Acre is having a pop-up on Black Friday? We should slide!
When a person excretes excrement whilst taking it in the ass
I was nailing a chick in the ass when she Four-Acre'd me.
A hood in East Houston made up of mostly duplexes and few houses located between Federal rd and market st. notorious for drugs and murder. also home of Llc Lmg Bwa and the famous LOCO.
where u from. Im from Woodland Acres!!!!