Allen is the big gay he is usually stupid and can't process that big of words and is mentally ill
Allen be like: DICK.
ME be like: you said that yesterday come up with a better word .
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Allen is a drop dead gorgeous human being , she has few flaws. She has a perfect body and has a lot of friends . She loves unconditionally. She is quick to forgive and forget. She is a very loyal girl . She is super chill and loves to have a good time . Allen is all around awesome
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A amazing person who wears AirPods.,Gucci Watches,Thrasher,Surpreme and rich boi shit.Also likes to masterbate and make moaning sounds I know heβs a fuck boi.But anyway he is a amazing person with Snapchat because he can turn into a grill in two seconds.
βAllen have you lost your AirPods??β
βYeah But itβs fine I have 420 pairs of them.
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This unique specimen is the most aneroxic child you will ever encounter. His penis is non existent. He appears to never age as he always looks like he is in second grade and for some reason an allen will always look transgender. He will buy expensive, useless things to make him self look cool but gets bullied instead. He always wasted his life and money on stupid stuff like Pokemon Go. He often lacks chromosomes and has an iq that is less than 70. For this reason he always gets his stuff finessed.
Spongebob: "hey Patrick what am I?"
Patrick: "a faggot?"
Spongebob: "no! I'm Allen"
Patrick: "what's the difference?"
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A Wet Allen is similar to a wet willy, but instead of in the ear it is up the butt.
When I got on my uncle Peter's nerves he said "Cut that out or I'll give you a Wet Allen."
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Barry Allen is the fastest man alive. He is The Flash. Barry Allen is a charming guy with a heart of gold who doesn't give up on anything.
The Flash beginning words: My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive.
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Has a better business card than Patrick Bateman
βLetβs see Paul Allenβs cardβ
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