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Perform the abe lincoln on your passed out girlfriend while she's on her period...then take out her tampon and fling it at her like your john walks booth
After shitting on his womans head to finish er abe lincoln...mike took aim with her dirty tampon for an attempted abe lincoln assassination
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Similar to and typically following it's predecessor the "Abe Lincoln;" this manuever is pulled off by adding the all-too popular "CLeveland Steamer" applied to the chin. Thus creating a makeshift adhesive "log" that any stragglers can stick to, creating a muddy beard.
To pull off the true beard style "NuttyMuddy Abe Lincoln Log" : Eat an adequate portion of crushed walnuts, peanuts, pinenuts, almonds, acorns or any variation thereof. At time of Cleveland Steam application,log should be a nice NuttyMuddy consistency
"My girlfriend didn't wax often onough. So, to teach her a lesson, I donkey-punched the bitch, shaved that shit, crapped and jacked off on her chin. Then, I shaved her snatch, spread her pubes on the cumlog. She had THE Abe Lincoln Log."
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A white male, probably Ginger in nature, who lust and yearns for the forbidden fruit of black woman.
Did you hear that Willis went Scottish Abe Lincoln and started dating the black gal
The act of putting 1 dollar worth of pennies in a woman's asshole and banging her until climax. Then, forcing her to fart. However many pennies come out after the initial fart, is how much you spend on her dinner that night.
Oh damn, Chris really treated his girlfriend to the dollar menu last night after giving her the Abe Lincoln Stinkin'.
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When you shoot something or someone in the back of the head
I snuck up on the sniper and shot him Abe Lincoln style
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Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.
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Its when you lay a big fat guy on his back, shave his tummy hair, and glue it to his chin. then put out a rail of coke or meth, or heroine, (whatever you perfer, any powdery substance works, even baby powder) on his smooth tummy and gork it.
Darby hippos are known to have hairy stomachs...I laid that baby Darby on his back, and i havent slept since my abe lincoln coke run.
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