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GOD THEYRE SO HANDSOME- LIKE AHH BEST FRIEND EVER- If you have them in your life you have no idea how damn lucky you are theyve always been there for me and im happy knowing i know them. <3
Ace/Achilles :) is very caring
A pharse you say when you get an injury while you play football
Matty went down when Jack kicked him and screamed ahh my achilles tendon
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: ...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.
A question that a person cannot answer honestly without revealing their true beliefs, intentions, or actions.
I asked my girlfriend an Achilles question about where she was over the weekend and she wouldn't answer me.
newly renamed by the HBB (Human Body Board....duh)
now known as the TICT, or Tomato Ice Cream Tendon
Kristin: Ok, since I'm Sonic, and you are Hot Fudge, what is Julia?
Sandra: She should be something like...Ice Cream!
Julia: Yeah but I'm so sunburned! Its more like....Tomato Ice Cream!
Sandra: WTF is it called the Achilles Tendon??
Kristin: I dont know. It should have a cooler name!
Sandra: Like....the Tomato Ice Cream Tendon!!!!
Kristin: YES! The TICT!!
my history teacher: achilles and patroclus were very close best friends
song of achilles readers:
"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy
person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me