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Lepracne is a combination of the words leprosy and acne. It means acne that gets way out of control, to such an extent that even real physicians mistake patients that have it for animals or other nonhuman objects. Most teenagers suffer from lepracne, but their parents and other adults refuse to set up doctor appointments to get prescriptions to reduce its effects on them because they do not give a fuck about them. Usually, lepracne is considered a horrible, often terminal skin disease that is so goddamn uncomfortable that it leads to many homicide or suicide cases; however, some rape-o-phobes readily choose to contract it to increase their ugliness in order to not get raped/violated by sick fucks.
Innocent, Posh Teenager: Mom, a bunch of large, painfully itchy buboes are heavily covering my skin, but everytime I cause them to make contact with anything in order to remove them, they rupture blood. I fear that I will never be able to get full rid of them without bleeding to death. Would you please help me?
Skanky Stepmother: Don't worry honey. Sweety pie, it's just lepr-acne.
(After a brief period of gentle silence) STOP FUCKING AROUND, OR I'LL MAKE YOU EAT A DEAD TOAD AND THROW A BOWLING BALL AT YOUR TESTICLES!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE!
People that identify as "Apache helicopters" can have acne too.
"I have Apache acne"
A gay skin condition that may be mistaken as a horrific case of herpes.
My acne was so bad my boyfriend thought I had herpes, wants to break up, and get tested.
Girl: did u see that kid with acne
Other girl: I heard he has the biggest penis at school
the most annoying thing that crushes someone’s confidence. when you wake up and look in the mirror before school and realise your face is covered in these inescapable red pimples. no matter how hard you try you always leave the house with a full coverage foundation and concealer, hoping those annoying boys won’t laugh at your face, and the mean girls saying you “try too hard” just because your wearing so much makeup to cover up your acne.
“ew that person has so much acne, she probably never washes her face”
Red dots on your face that people make fun of you for even though they had the same thing at one point
“Look at Emmys acne, so gross”
“But you literally have the same amount of acne on your face.”