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Adderall Chronicles

The best private story ever

Person 1: “Hey are you on adderall chronicles?”
Person 2: “Yeah! I love it! It’s the best Snapchat private story I’m on

by vcvte August 3, 2022


Adderall Rageblackout

When a person with ADHD hasn't taken their adderall yet, forgot to take their adderall, or their dose of adderall has started to wear off. The simplest of things can piss them off to no end. If you are standing next to someone who is having an adderall rage, it would be wise to step far away. It's probably worse than a Rageblackout

-"Hey...what time do you have to be at school?"
-"I WILL KILL YOU TONIGHT IN YOUR SLEEP...WITH A FREAKING CHAIN SAW. SHUT THE HELL UP. SPEAK AGAIN..I DARE YOU."
-"okay...adderall rageblackout, much?"

by butterfly2013 July 27, 2011

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adderall admiral

A person who takes all the adderall

Jason: Wheres the adderall admiral
Austin: Who?
Jason: James, duh!

by royal TS March 22, 2016

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Adderall had me

A lead up phrase to an unusual event or action that follows the ingestion of the

popular substance adderall.

adderall had me losing the Quiet Game to a large Italian family

adderall had me jerking off to harry potter on the trolly

adderall had me trick or treatin' in your moms pants with superhuman dexterity

by RenegadePunk June 18, 2014

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Adderall Alarm Clock

Setting an alarm for an hour before you have to get up; upon waking, roll over and take your prescription stimulant of choice (Adderall, Ritalin, Concerta, Dexedrine, Vyvanse, etc.) and go back to sleep. In about an hour, you wake up naturally with a smile on your face and a spring in your step.

An incredibly effective aid to getting up in the morning. Especially useful when you get an insufficient amount of sleep the night before.

Jeremy: Hey man, how'd your test go? I didn't think you'd even get up since you were getting shitfaced till 2 A.M.

Dom: Oh man, it was great. I set my Adderall Alarm Clock and aced my test an hour and a half later.

by speedyhog February 19, 2010

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poor man's adderall

some tree (preferably sativa) briskly followed by a cup of coffee. the high gets refined by the coffee and makes a good ass productive time

also known as breakfast

Sunday recap: woke up, had myself a poor man's adderall, and got all my shit done.

by corn 132 April 30, 2020


Adderall kid

A kid (mostly boy) who plays a game 24/7 and gets good at it. Similar to sweat.

Jordan is a freakin Adderall kid. He plays fortnite all day and gets good at it.

by NickFromLaffayette May 4, 2020