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when you a see a girl from behind or far away and your like "DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM she fine" then you see her up close and youur like "DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM" she nasty. Primarily happens when she has a nice body and a butterface (meaning she's good "but her face")
Last week alex saw this hot girl at Macdaddydonalds then she turned around and it was a mom. He was like thats False advertisement.
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The thing that people need to realize why they can watch videos even without an account.
Also the reason there is no subscription or video limits like on other sites.
In other words, they make YouTube free.
So please, spare them the 30 seconds to 1m30s of your 22 minute video.
(typical internet argument)
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0:00 to skip adds
Youtube990
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@Youtube990
What for? The Youtube Advertisements, it's only 45 seconds.
YoutubeHero
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@YoutubeHero
Durr it wastes 45 seconds of peoples lives! Now give them back *insert video uploader name here*!
Youtube990
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@Youtube990 74 b
You rather want to pay to watch a 12 min vid then?
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mind=blown
Youtube990
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When you see a woman from behind, who looks like she is very sexy, but when you catch up with her and realize she is very unattractive or might even be a man.
Friend #1 "Damn, that chick over there is smokin'"
Friend #2 "Nah, man, she has a butterface, because when get up close, you realize it was False Advertising from behind!"
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1) A newspaper in Hawaii
2) After having buttsex, press your ass against the window and shart.
1) "Dude, the Star Advertiser sucks asscrack. Dont buy it."
2) "Man, some Iolani people were going at it yesterday. I saw some wrinkly old ass do a Star Advertiser!"
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Advertising that in a desperate effort to get some credible attention, dress up as journalism. Always found among other pieces of journalism, trying to blend in and make you read it without realizing you're being fed advertising.
-This was some really spineless journalism for a serious newspaper, it's basically just worshipping The Church of Scientology!
-That's probably because it is a piece of native advertising, paid for by the scientologists.
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Korean Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. BTS V well known for his “ethereal visuals” has become a favorite in the advertising world. BTS V boasts a variety of charms with his appearance and is an advertising genius. His ethereal visuals and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.
Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possess a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.
Korean Media has labeled Kim Taehyung as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. Well known for his “ethereal visuals” and a variety of charms, Kim Taehyung (AKA BTS V) has become a favorite of brands due to his advertising genius. His ethereal visuals, natural modeling & acting ability and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.
Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possesses a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.