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An aggressive state brought on by cuteness overload. Especially pertaining to a furry creature.
OMG she is so cute I just want to bite her nose off! Sorry, I have cuteness aggression.
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A version of 'passive- aggressive' for those who can appreciate the fusion of modern and antiquated vernacular. If one takes the term 'pussy' to be synonymous with weak, then this is the weakling's way of showing aggression, while avoiding confrontation.
When someone talks shit about someone else instead of 'to' someone else, this is pussy-aggressive.
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Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.
Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.
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A fuck needed out of anger, Usually tacky, messy but delightful all at the same time
Note: Don't be alarmed if anything gets broken in the process, it's normal.
"Akim Get Over Here Now I Need An aggression fuck!"
"Last night in my aggression fuck with michele we broke all the chairs in mine and my neighbors house"
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When someone goes out of their way to be passive about things, or to just not be involved. Often, getting involved wouldn't inconvenience them, but they just don't care about that. They want to ignore it and be on their way.
John: That person was calling out for help, and you ignored him.
Jill: Yep.
John: But why?
Jill: Haven't you heard? I'm aggressively passive.
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Non conventional piercings, usually anything other than earrings
termed by "Loveline" and "The Adam Carolla Show" Radio show host Adam Carolla
"I'm not into chicks with aggressive piercings"
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To append a statement to a slacktivist copy pasta in the format of "X% of people won't copy and paste this status message. I'm part of the 100-X% THAT WILL. ARE YOU?". This statement is an effort to guilt other Facebook users into doing as little to address the problem as you are.
Joey outed himself as a fan of aggressive slacktivism when he posted, "I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, post this for at least one hour." as his Facebook status message.