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A condition where one does not believe that they are inebriated.
She was so agnosticated at the party last night, but kept drinking anyway.
He was suffering from agnostication when he decided to drive home from the pub.
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Someone who believes that the existence of god can neither be proven nor disproven, or is completely unknowable at this point. An agnostic makes no assumptions regarding a god's existence.
An agnostic is also a "weak" atheist, one who is absent of belief in god, but also absent of a non-belief in god.
Common belief dictates that agnosticism is more rational than "strong" atheism, but by this logic, the only "rational" belief would be one of extreme philosophical skepticism in regards to everything, as it is impossible to prove or disprove something with 100% certainty. I doubt you would find many theistic agnostics, however, who are agnostic in regards to something like the existence of fairies in their backyards. It can therefore be argued that some agnostics are inconsistent in their beliefs.
Agnostic: "Gods existence can neither be proven nor disproven, or is unknowable at this point."
Strong Atheist: "God does not exist."
Theist: "God does exist."
Christian Fundamentalist: "lol stupid agnosticz what kind of word is that anyway? nywayz, enjoy ur eternity in hell while i'm up in heaven with baby jesuz lusers!!!!!11one"
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An atheist who is striving to project modesty and humbleness in his lack of belief in supernatural. S/he irrationally accepts the stereotype that atheist identity radiates arrogance and deluded in his/her opinion that atheists do not fathom philosophical implications of undefined god.
Tyson says, "I'm an agnostic and not an arrogant atheist".
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someone who believes in higher power. someone who believes that they can not prove or disprove the exsistince of god.
I am agnostic, I don't know what I belive in, but there is something out there.
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A person really straddeling the fence between Theism and Atheism. One who struggles with the thought of having or not having a Soul. A person who would like to have undying proof that there is a Higher Being, afterlife with Pearly White Gates, and most of all, something to look forward to after this life. Until then, I will live this one as if there will not be anything after this.
I consider myself an Agnostic until someone Gives me proof, Show me the Devil, I don't care, because if he exist then GOD has to exist.
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1. An atheist who decided that since the word "atheist" tends to make religious people uncomfortable, they should go by something else. Much like how a someone who is passing in the 1930s would go by "white".
2. Somebody who can't decide whether there is a deific force. Generally caused by not giving a shit.
3. The person who has the position of "it's just as valid a position to say that the sun will rise in the west tomorrow as it is that it will rise in the east," only replace "the sun will rise in the west tomorrow" with "magical sky pixies exist" and "it will rise in the east" with "they don't." Widely reviled by most other people. A beloved theological position of solipsists, relativists and other irrationalists.
1. "I never knew any atheists, just agnostics."
2. Many people just don't give enough of a shit to stop being agnostic.
3. Ugh, this agnostic guy keeps butting in on arguments about the existence of a deity by saying "it's just as plausible that there's an invisible leprechaun who can't be proven as there not being an invisible leprechaun that can't be proven, so don't argue that believing in an unproven invisible leprechaun is stupid."
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A person who doesn’t deny the existence of dragons, but also can't prove the existence of these magical beings.
Jim: don't dragons just scare you?
Jillthe agnostic: dragons don't exist.
Jim: yes they do.
Jill: prove it.
Jim: well, you prove that they don't exist
Jill: I can't ):
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