American Airlined

When you sneak up on someone sleeping on a flight, and masturbate in his/her hair.

I totally american airlined that chick in 17B.

10👍 6👎

Delta Airlines

World's largest collector of lost luggage.

Fly Delta Airlines and your baggage will disappear.

5👍 2👎

united airlines

A racist airline that beats Chinese doctors. The defenceles small Ching Chong screams while united rape him. United are in the shit now Ching Wang Wong land are coming to get them and the dank memes are destroying there company. They also have a new motto 'we don't beat our competitors, we beat our customers' United are now worse that Ryan air where you usually sit next to a fat Bastard whose flabs are having out and asked if he can eat your Mars bar. United use there planes to penetrate sluts now. United are also planning 9/11 number 2.

United Airlines: Come fly with us, we don't beat our competitors, we beat you.
Chinese Doctor:. Ching Chong you beat me buttfucks.

14👍 10👎

Airline fees

Annoying fees that airline charges to customers, usually a ripoff. Examples of those stupid fees are:
*Baggage fee - depending on airline, you are charged $15-25 to check first bag and the price goes up once you check second bag and so on
*Seat selection fee - when airlines charge you for choosing your seat
*Reservation change fee - The most ridiculous out of all airline fees. Usually costs about $150, just to change your flight reservation! And if there's a difference in airfare, you have to pay the difference too.

I am a frequent flier who enjoys traveling by plane but those stupid annoying airline fees have been bothering me for a long time. Should I start flying Southwest Airlines?

6👍 3👎

Delta Airlines

(DL) An airlines based from Atlanta, GA.

I am flying Delta Airlines today.

25👍 25👎

Frontier Airlines

atleast were better than spirit

When you go on frontier and regret choosing frontier airlines.

3👍 2👎

Airline Blonde

Airline Blonde - A lady that has blonde hair that is not natural, It maybe a wig or dyed, but either way.... she still has a black box...
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I was with this 'Airline Blonde' the other night, Her hair on her head was golden but she still had a black box...

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3👍 1👎