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The overwhelming stench of the women’s bathroom in an airport. Usually the combination of bathroom cleaning substances and sweaty traveling vagina
I just gagged in the bathroom. The airport vagina was ghastly in there!
Bad books that people find interesting for a very short period of time, rarely bought and even rarelier finished. Lame biographies, lame romances, etc.
Person 1: I wrote this book, you should check it out.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.
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A person who is stuck in an airport overnight due to flight cancellation and having nowhere to go.
All flights to Burbank were cancelled, so I ended up an airport refugee until the following day.
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The temporary increase in self importance that individuals assign to themselves while waiting at airports.
Future passengers suffering from the airport effect often portray more serious facial expressions, increase their cell phone speaking volume if discussing business matters, and perform fake work on their laptop near heavily populated areas.
James and Preston sit at the Chilis bar near gate 17:
James: "Preston, please excuse me for a moment. I'm going to get my shoes shined in the elevated wooden chair while I read the journal"
Preston: "James are you alright? You seem to be coming down with the airport effect..."
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A woman in the aviation industry who is moderately attractive, but far from hot. Her attractiveness is often exaggerated since 85% of the people in aviation are males and there are few attractive women to compare her to.
"Airport hot" women often have inflated egos due to the undeserved attention they receive from being around so many single men. When compared to attractive women outside of the aviation industry, their looks usually pale in comparison.
That girl over there is airport hot. If you saw her in a club next to other women, you wouldn't even look twice.
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When a person is waiting in the airport to take a flight, and they begin to show more affection to their friends and loved ones.
Geena wrote her friend she misses him. She usually doesn't say that, but she was in the airport and she has airport syndrome.
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the words you can't say at the airport.
Guy 1: yo man I bombed that midterm good thing I'm still allowed to go to the field trip.
Guy2: yo watch your airport languaje man we're in an airport.
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