Alarm Cock

1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.

Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "

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Alarm-cock

When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.

Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!

Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.

Karen: You go girl!

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teabag alarm

The sound made by a teabaggee whilst performing the act for which the alarm is named. The noise serves as a warning (or in some cases, an invitation) to passersby that there is, in fact, a teabagging in progress.

I was about to open the door, but then I heard Chris sounding the teabag alarm on the other side.

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Funny Alarm

When someone tries to be funny but fails so everyone screams, "funny alarm"

Carl: Hey Guess what
Carson: What
Carl: Chicken Butt
Carson: Funny you say that because the haha did not leave my mouth indicating you have not reached climax funny. You have to kill yourself now and be alone forever. FUNNY ALARM! FUUUUUUNY ALARM!!!!!!!! You gay nigga

Aram Alarm

When a aram goes realy alarm. It gets real crazy...

Aram as become an alarm! This is how Aram as become an Aram Alarm

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alarm tard

Someone who sets multiple alarms. When each alarm goes off the alarm tard hits the snooze button as many times as possible. These people know exactly how many times they can hit snooze befor they are cut off too. That is why they have set multiple alarms. The alarm tard generally will make sure alarms are going off every 10 minutes for hours prior to their actual wake-up itme... HOURS!!!!

Alarm tard/alarm (ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man:WTF!!!

Alarm shit

A shit that is so brutal, that it causes one to wake up in disbelief, and usually resulting to one running as fast as they can to the toilet.

Jeff: Hey man did you get some sleep?

Brian: Not at all, I was woken up by an alarm shit at 4 o'clock in the morning.

Jeff: I'm so sorry man, those goddamn alarm shits.