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alden is an amazing guy who can be your friend, lover or even act like your brother, he is a great boy with no bad intentions. he respects your opinion and has a GREAT sense of humour. if anyone makes you upset, he’d go beat that person up
me:hii alden went to beat the person who harassed me earlier on
friend:of course, it’s Alden.
Alden is a very sad type of person. He usually acts happy and nice on the outside but truly in the inside,his heart is dying inside and he just wants a woman to make his heart just feel good.But besides all of the sad stuff about Alden,He’s an amazing kind of person and he always tried to be a good person to all kinds of people but they just end up stabbing him in the back and either making fun of his family,or him. He cares for everyone even people that don’t care for him,he will always be there for everybody even if they bullied him in the past. He’s forgiving,Kind,Nice,Gentle,Sophisticated and funny. He’s a gentleman to any woman he meets and of course he will open up the door for anybody! This is what an Alden is.
Alden is so ugly.
the sweetest boy you will ever ever meet. hes very pretty and always listens and never ever judges you (unless its in a cute teasing way <33) and hes just overall a wonderful beautiful human being. if you know someone named alden dont ever be mean to them and take care of them and love them so so so so so much because theyre awesome i promise.
i love alden so so much he means so much to me hes the best thing that ever happened to me
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A virtually perfect being that goes by many names such as Aldinius lll or Aldino and can do anything he puts his mind to.
"Wow! Aldinius the lll is beating up Goku! With his pinkie!" Alden the OP
A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
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(n)-An especially gay, yet cool male who gets all the cock he wants; also a bottle of spray paint
(adj.)-Gay or having a good fashion sense
(n)-Hey! Whos that gay guy walking down the street?
-Why that's Alden Hiller!!!!!!!!
(n)- they wont sell me any Alden HIller!
- Well no wonder! you're not 18 yet
(adj)- You're Alden Hiller
When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you
A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it