Alejandro, the one who is supposed to sneak the pizza.
God damn it, whereβs the pizza? You were supposed to pull an Alejandro
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a badass stupid guy that likes black humour jokes but he is from syria probably his parents are divorced and he has a sister named emma
Me: I hate that guy
You: yeah he is an alejandro
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A very annoying and stubborn person
That person is such an Alejandro
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johnny: "did you see alejandro?"
jimmy: "no"
johnny: "How could you miss that big potato head?"
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Some Fortnerd who is in love with JoJo and wants to fuck everything in sight as long as it satisfies him and his needs
Shut the fuck up Alejandro
Dude you're acting like a total Alejandro
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a really sweet and caring guy who you can totally trust. he's a total rager and loves to party. he fucks like no other and is a really good kisser! he is SUPER SEXY!!! totally hot!!!! rocks at sports!!!! he's really funny and has the prettiest eyes you'll ever see in your life. he may seem a little shy at first but once you get past that you'll see that he's one of coolest people you'll ever meet. hes got abbs like the situation and an amazing body. He likes to surf and snowboard, and ocassionally busts out in song. he'll make you smile all the time and whoever meets this AMAZING person will never meet anyone quite like him again. he is a total ALEJANDRO!!!!
-woah did u see that hottie?
-yeah he's a total ALEJANDRO!
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Alejandro: Protector, defender of mankind. You will definitely fall in love with him at first sight. He has the most amazing personality. He has a love like no other. A gentleman at heart. A handsome guy. The greatest father in the world. A true friend. Easy to talk to. Easy to love. I fell in love with Alejandro on the first night. Alejandro is strong, smart, funny, and loving. Alejandro is my dream lover and a blessing that came true. Im in love with you Alejandro.
FRIEND: Who is that?
ME: That is Alejandro
FRIEND: Ohh, so thats the guy who has you smiling all the time!
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