alison

Alison. One of the most pure people you’ll ever encounter. She is beautiful inside and out. Alison is like the light at the end of the tunnel. She will always find a way to make you smile no matter how down you’re feeling. She’s also a goddess when it comes to memes. Her meme game is superior to everyone else’s. This girl is an angel sent from heaven. She has the most beautiful smile and smooth hair. She is absolutely gorgeous. Alison is a very genuine person and cares for others unlike no other. She is very friendly and approachable. If there is one flaw about Alison, is that she is a fan of the Steelers, but otherwise she is amazing. If and when you ever meet an Alison, you better fucking hold onto her. You will regret not doing so. (Btw, she’s Polish and can make some smack Polish food)

friend 1: wait. is that that girl who is obsessed with the steelers?!
friend 2: yes, it’s alison
friend 1: yikes. she’s such a clown for liking the steelers. they’re such an ass team

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alisonism

alisonism.
a word or phrase which comes from the mouth of our wonderfull music teacher at college.

"that's hell on toast"
"what a meaty chord"
"i like that sax growl.."
"oooh a cycle of 5ths"

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alison

alison is gross, she dates fish and she is annoying

boy: who is that girl
me: that alison she dates fish

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alison

la mas puta de el mundo y la que tuvo sexo con mita de toronto

oye voy a ver alison

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[Alison]

Forbidden friendship. A massive legal catastrophe waiting to happen. Shattered heart. Extremely dangerous to your freedom and your mental health.

Women with the name Alison only ever go for multimillionaire men when looking for a boyfriend/husband.

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alisonation

1. When you get so frustrated with something and you just need to shout something out
2. A substitue for the word 'booty'

1. Dude, you upset me so much! Ughh....alisonation!
2. I really want to smack that alisonation!

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alison

1. crazy (not the good way)
2.psycho (i know it's repetitive just go with it!)
3. bitch (not the female dog.)

the absolute most flat chested girl in the world! usually crushes on guys but is to afraid to come out and say it.

dude 1: Hey man, i just asked alison out!

dude 2: brah she going to cut yo dick off.

dude 1: damnit!

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