alpha male

camden.

Who is our alpha male??
Camden is.

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alpha male

term used by individuals that do not shy away from participating in homosexual intercourse
usually known in mass culture as males on top of the social hierarchy, but the word actually has two meanings that are listed above
alpha males can smell their omegas

Omg Jason is so strong, very social, and he gets all the girls and guys at the same time!
Perhaps he's alpha male!

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Alpha male

Complete dickhead who steals your girls, brags, cheats in games.

everyone treats them like a god

always in best position in games cos he cheats

usually spoiled rotten so they can show off their stuff to everyone.

lot of the time a jerk.

EVERYONE AGREES WITH HIM

Alpha Male: im not out the spinner didnt land on me.

Everyone: yeah it totally landed there (even tho they know hes out

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Alpha-male

1) noun Top Dog
2) verb To bend somone over and hump the crap out of them while screaming, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!" . (usually with clothes on, unless.... you get lucky. wink)
3) verb For a guy half-nelsons another guy and proceedes to hump vigorously while screaming "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!"

1) Sammy is the Alpha-male.
2) Taylor bent Sammy over a table, alpha-maled him, and yelled, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE."
3) Sammy turned around and got Taylor into a half-nelson, failed, and was alpha-maled by Taylor who screamed, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE" ... again. ugh

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Alpha male

Basically Drew, Colby, Mario, and Josh

WOW! Mario is a real Alpha male

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pseudo alpha male

1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.

Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."

Friend 2: "How can you tell?"

Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."

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alpha male syndrome

noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.

"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"

"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."

"damn. what a fucking chode."

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