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At first glance, you might find Amelie to be intimidating, as she is smelly and makes weird noises. However, when you approach this "wild beast", you realise the truth. She is so so beautiful, with brown hazel eyes, and the widest pearly white smile. Her energy lights up any room and makes you feel like you're at the top of the world. And if you're feeling down, her unique personality and cracking jokes are sure to put a smile on your face and a stitch in your side. She is the most reliable person to have by your side; both understanding and caring. Her bubbly personality is matched by her drive and determination to succeed, making all around her stare in admiration and pride. Overall, you should be happy to find an Amelie in your life, and should hold on to her tightly. xoxo
Wowieeeee, is that Amelie Ridley (Rizzley) over there with all that ass. Who is sheeee?!?
an extremely cool person, an amelie maunder will be the most loyal and caring friend you’ll ever have. everyone wants to have an amelie maunder in there life <3
ugh i wish i had an amelie maunder to help me out in this situation! i know they would help me out!
The couple nobody thought would be together then didn’t believe them when they announced it. They are a cute couple. They are always together. They get along well. He is very energetic and she is quite and sometimes energetic. They both play sports. Kaelan and Amelie are meant to be.
Person 1: I wish we were like them.
Person 2: Who, Kaelan and Amelie? Yeah me too.
Amelie is a pretty girl. She seems innocent at first but can be a bad bitch. U can trust her if you’re good with her but i’d recommend not to if u aren’t very close.
Man she is so pretty.
Ofc she’s Amelie. Amelie pretty
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To fuck a gorilla while shitting in a chamber pot that was specifically mad in 1863.
Bro did you hear, Brandon got challenged to do a dirty Amelie!
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Amelie Gillette is a "writer" who decided that there wasn't enough pop-culture blogs gracing the web, so someone at The Onion and/or AV Club allowed her to start a blog called <i>The Hater</i>. In a country that needs more good doctors, scientists and science journalists, she decided to, instead, become a pop-culture celebrity snark writer. Why? Because Bill Nye's disembodied head exclaiming "science rules!" was too damn hard for Amelie to mentally digest. Math is also very hard, as well. You see, most people like Amelie decide to waste their (read: parents) money for college to become pop-culture writers and critics when they first realize that they don't need to actually prove why their opinions are correct, knowing that their reasons are, in the end, subjective (which they will usually deny), unlike science which requires different forms of testing to prove their hypotheses. When you waste your life paying attention to so much pop-culture, like Amelie has, you don't have much of a future to look forward to, except, well, regurgitating your thoughts on the very subject, thinking you're actually contributing something helpful to society. Her writing usually consists--hypocritically--of why Ashton Kutcher, Zach Braff, and Dane Cook suck, while ignoring the fact that the barrel of fish she shoots into have already been shot at many times before. The relevance of her articles reflect the relevance of her subjects: becoming old and forgotten within the same day they are printed. And because writing articles just wasn't enough, she came up with the bright idea of recording a podcast about her half-ass thoughts, because she decided that there wasn't enough pop-culture podcasts gracing everyone's iPods. <i>The Hatecast</i> (clever title) features Amelie spouting off platitudes about the stuff she hates for no good reason. If you decide to listen to this piece of audio-torture, you might as well enjoy it by playing the drinking game to Amelie's giggling--you will be dead by the first minute.
Note: Don't get <i>The Hater</i> confused with Sean O' Neal's <i>The Daily Buzzkill</i>, which is a baby-step up from Amelie's digital mess.
"Hey, I'm being alerting about Amelie Gillette's newest article. I'd forget all about The Hater if RSS feeds didn't exist."
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