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sticking an object (penis, vibrator, etc.) in one's ass. Some guys love it cause it's tight, or maybe cause the girls vagina is too loose. Some girls love it for reasons unknown to me, but most likely because it feels good.
Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT mostly done to women. Everybody does it. (Even some straight guys like things in their ass. Males do have a g-spot...and it's up there.)
Me: Man, that red-headed bitch Natalie had the loosest pussy EVER! So I had anal sex with her...unfortunately, since her best friend kept fucking her in the ass with a massive vibrator, her asshole was loose too!
Friend: Man, that sucks...
Me: Yeah. I'm glad I wore a condom. I found out she slept with lots of guys, including our old friend Roman. It turned out she got some kinda STD, Herpes or something.
Friend: Wow...well, that's what the bitch got for sleeping with her boyfriend's best friend, and then lying to everyone about it.
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The thing guys force girls to do once they realize the girls pussy is to loose and they need a tighter hole
Guy: Turn around
Girl: Why?
Guy: Your pussy is too loose
Girl: But i dont wanna...
Guy: Too bad i need something tighter
Girl: Eww no anal sex is gross
Guy: i dont care
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aka: "The Reverse Poop"
Neil asked Bob if he would be interested in "The Reverse Poop". Bob said "Sure - I love anal sex"!!
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Something you girlfriend/wife has done with every other man she's slept with except for you
Man i loved having anal sex with your wife while you thought she was a pottery classes
Idiot !
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Sex where something is put up someones ass. Very painful and there is usually poop involved. Men who really are gay are into this.
He had anal sex with his girlfriend even though it hurt so much she cried. Why oh why didn't he just come out of the closet?
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the act of have gay butt sex
"yo bro, wanna have anal sex?" says bertude.
"aight, bet" says gaylord
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