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Gay ancient language, used in our days only by gay people for their secret crew communication (like making some orgy dates or something).
Otherwise Ancient Greek is used in the antique world by the Dark side (before German has been invented).
For sure, normal guys dont speak that piece of shit and the coolest even cant remember the phonetic and grammar norms and thats their super strenght.
there is a fuckin word in Ancient Greek for "eating bean in front of Athens agora" for God's sake.
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cave man: mmmmm alien
ancient aliens: oh hell naw
cave man: screw you
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He who shall not be named. If a human being even dares to whisper his name, a destructive forces will be brought upon us all.
He had seven sons, from which he shaped the earth, but one son went against him; Mester. He shaped the very essence of life as we know it from the stars and earth. Only he masters the Jinga. A capoeira battle unfolded between the two forces of divinity. In the end, The Ancient One was banished to the dark abyss that is the very core of the earth. But it came at a great price, Mester was flung out into the most outer regions og space, where he watches over us, in fear of approaching the earth, as it may awaken The Ancient One once again.
Thank you The Ancient One for shaping the Earth on which I stand and the food I eat. Thank you Mester for shaping life and feelings in your own image. I am eternally greatful.
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an·cient sub·ma·rin·er - verb
When having sexual relations (doggy style) with a partner, the top pulls out just prior to ejaculation and throws a bowl of (white) clam chowder into the bottoms face.
After that bitched mouthed off all night I dropped an ancient submariner on her ass in bed.
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The game defence of the ancients is a pro map on the game Warcraft III the frozen throne. The most popular version is Dota Allstars.
Dota Allstars biggest pro is Hajsan, he pwans so much that he allways gets beyond god like after 3minuts max, but yea, don't blame him, he was born that way, pwaning evryone. Hajsan's best m8 is the legendary waazzaa, who pwans too.
Just a normal defence of the ancients match. The game just started and Hajsan choosed random (ofc) and got geomancer. He runs top and attacking 3 heroes standing at the tower.
Hajsan pwned ***** head for *** gold!
Hajsan drew first blood!
Hajsan pwned *** head for *** gold!
Double kill!
Hajsan pwned ******* for *** gold!
Tripple kill!
Hajsan got killing spree!
(and that's after 30 sec (before the creeps came, and notice, no asists!)
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a man child; a man over the age of thirty who enjoys making light of terminal illnesses and rape; a man who enjoys "Ancient Sex" on the History Channel.
Hey ANCIENT BOY, are we getting completely erased tonight and watching some Deadwood?
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A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
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