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Primary weapon:- Ruger Mini-14 rifle, holographic sight
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags
Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap
Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo, dressed up as a cop, and snuck behind enemy lines like a 1337 spy, yo. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where hippie faggots hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with a Glock 17 pistol, Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Benelli Nova shotgun.
With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.
Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.
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A guy who is much better than Trym
Petter: Wow, Trym i wish you were more like Anders Georg.
Trym: Yeah, i agree.
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Sometimes confused with the common lake-side troll, an Ander Anti-Venom can usually be found sleeping in its own mess. A creature who enjoys its own reflection, an Ander Anti-Venom can be considered somewhat a Vein evolutionary mishap.
These are also creatures who do not mix well with their own kind. Prone to locking fringes, it is important they are kept well apart, especially during moshing season.
It is a common mistake to think that an Anti-Venom has no outer layer. This is, however, untrue- These heartbroken creatures have an outer layer so tight that it can be difficult to spot unless studied close.
One type of Ander Anti-Venom is a Lazy student-like creature
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A bear-bear, whom will always cherish and love them. A person named Ander, Tez, or Tezzy, allow yourself to cherish them forever. They’re probably a keeper, if the person searching this is seeking advice.
Ander/Tez/Tezzy is amazing!
Don’t you love how Ander/Tez/Tezzy looks today?
Ander/Tez/Tezzy is a wonderful bear-bear to have.
swedish "smittskyddsminister" very hot man he is booti and friends with steffe
omg is that ANDERS TEGNELL
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Used when describing a, not only cool, but also trimmed and political person. Origins can be traced all the way back to november 23/11-2017 when a person, by the name Anders Olav Bech, ran for office at CBS.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, his marathon for office was abruptly ended when his campaign manager forgot to put his name on the ballot.
For these reasons, a person who should be sitting in office, but was hindered in this quest by any reason, will for all future, be called Anders Bech Olav
Wow son, do you see that guy?
Had he run for office, by vote would be right by his name.. What A Anders Olav Bech.
Did Donald Trump really win the election?
Man, someone should have Anders Olav Beched him!