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The inevitable dance one does when lighting ones own feet on fire from a poorly thrown Molotov cocktail during an Antifa riot.
Person 1: Hey comrade, did you see Niklaus last night at the anti-cop co op "protest" last night?
Person 2: Sure did! Ezra couldn't quite throw the Molotov far enough and it landed right at Niklaus' feet causing him to breakout into the Antifa Shuffle.
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When speaking about the loosely connected terrorist movement known as the (ironically named) "anti-fascist" or "Antifa" movement. For the unitiated, Antifa is a group of chronic masturbators, pedophiles, Jews, illegal immigrants, blacks, self-hating race traitors, and members of the OFJLGBTQPNJBBP (obese, fat, journalist, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, pansexual, non-binary, Jewish, brown, black, pedophile) community.
Fatties are one of the two major varieties of Antifas. Alongside Twigs, Fatties form a sizeable amount of Antifa members who are highly disproportionately female. They tend to be immobile without mobility scooters, and they can be seen putting a single slice of lettuce on their dressing at your nearest whole foods, after inhaling an entire cow, that is.
Being Qarens (using the definition provided by ChigginNiggers, not the retarded anti white slur that the far-left attempts to appropriate the word into), they are the perfect target for black men, who absolutely love fat white women, as we already know. Having such low dating prospects, Qaren can go and grab some nigga like Tyrone and not be judged for it by white men, because she has essentially been thrown in the metaphorical garbage in the dating sphere.
Overall, fatties are generally used as human shields, armories for milkshakes, barricades, training targets, and battering rams. I should also mention that they are also the general pilots for the Antifa Tank Division.
*Two white men hang out in Minneapolis, each with two Antifa Slayer™ AK-47 rifles.*
*Suddenly, a bunch of Fatties roll in with their mobility scooters and proceed to violently commit arson.*
*The two white men protect the city of Minneapolis from the terrorists and in turn, are demonized by the mainstream media for protecting others, just like Saint Kyle*
Fatty (Antifa)
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AntiFA (or AFA) is short for Anti-Fascist Action. Which is a group that is against fascism, racism and nationalsocialism. members of antifa are very often masked to hide in their face (obviously) so that they won't be caught after jumping someone.
1: I support AntiFA!!
2: I do too!
1: the brotherhood of afa!
3: AntiFA till the day that I die.
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Someone who is against the protest of fascism. Seemingly unaware of the concept of a double-negative.
The klansmen were all anti-antifa, as the organization protested their lynchings.
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The Antifa Tank Division, or ATD, is a subset of the greater Antifa movement. A tank is one of the (heavily disproportionately female) fatties on her mobility scooter. Tanks are characterized by their bullet carrying capacity being akin to that of the emu due to just how much fat they happen to pack on there.
Tanks are generally equiped with a stock of milkshakes, gasoline, a pack of matches, and a weapon to "bash the fash" (usually a slice of pizza that they accidentally sat on and forgot about, assuming they do not feel the urge to inhale it first.
Members of the Antifa Tank Division are oftentimes seen outside Starbucks, ready to lightly lob coffee, milkshakes, and acid at "fascists" (read centrists and conservatives), only to call the cops when they get shit back.
The Antifa Tank Division is a group of retarded fatasses who would rather abuse and assault defenseless people instead of getting a job and contributing to society.
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Alongside the tank, footsoldier, chemical weapons fighter, and signaller, Antifa Artillerypeople are individuals who work on launching milkshakes, bricks, high-concentration acids (usually either acetic, phosphoric, or nitric acid) into crowds of protestors who believe in literally anything they don't.
Your typical Antifa artilleryperson specializes in the use of obesity. Generally, an antifa Type 2 "Fatty", will be used as a launcher as their pudgy tits (they appear on both sexes) and massive stomachs' the elastic tensions are released with a scattershot with the ammunition flowing into the individuals they're fighting against.
Some notable Antifa Artillerypeople include Nathaniel "Contrapoints" Wynn, Lance "The Serfs" Goldstein, and Steven Kenneth "Destiny Bonnell III. They are each known for their participations in the first and second battles of Reddit, in which a violent coup d'etat was launched against the libertarian/conservative alliance and destroy any semblance of freedom and equality on the site in favor of totalitarian control. As a result, Reddit joined the circle of mainstream media, and massive amounts of people on the economic and/or cultural right migrating to /pol/ and /b/.
The Antifa Artillery Division is a subgroup of the Anarcho-Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist-Maoist-Frankfurtist-Luxemburgist-BLMist-Hoxhiast-Islamist-Jihadist-Vaushist terrorist movement known as Antifa.
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Me!?
Hym "Yeah, no the Jokers (The Joker's minions) ALWAYS canonically fuck up the Joker's plans in implementation. ALWAYS. But the Joker would have been there and I would have shot them for it... Or at least one of them. I would have been all 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BEAT UP ANDY NGO!? NOT HIM YOU IDIOTS!' BANG! And then I'd tell the rest of them to go set up the bombs and THAT is when Batman would show up... It would be dope. But the antifa riots? Naw, if you're going to do Joker shit you always have to do gas bombs."