Spaghetti Appointment

A dinner reservation

@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."

Chilly appointment

A chilly appointment means that you are about to go warm up by having sexual intercourse.

I’m about to a chilly appointment.

Dennis Appointment

When you knock off work early to go have beers with your friend Dennis.

Jeff is leaving a little early for his Dennis appointment.

who appointed you?

Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.

Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.

"Who appointed you? God?"

"Who appointed you God?"

"Who appointed you?"

"God, actually. Get over it."