Elizabeth Arden Crème

A type of freudian dick crème.

When I’m feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.

lila arden yaris

a bitch that likes a mother fucker names brody andrews

she’s such a lila arden yaris bro

lucas arden

Lucas Arden is one such of many, a beautiful soul. A leader, always accountable and reliable. Sweet and kind even though he can be a bit of a hard ass sometimes. The love of my life, with the most wonderfully beautiful face and smile along with a built ass body which is a plus always. My best friend that I've had many uncountable laughs with. We both share many unforgettable moments and experiences together. If you've ever met him, you'd know how wonderful and blessed I am myself. Such a loving sweet baby. I love you more than you know, even throughout the turmoil in the past, you're my rock, and a lot of others too. Just know you're loved and cherished more than my last piece of chocolate cake.

Damn, I'm in love with Lucas Arden.