do you have lemonade?

Said right before sneaking off to escape/ search for something.

ex: Bob:sorry dude, you cant go in there
Man: oh ok, do you have lemonade?
Bob: yea sure, let me get you some

(man sneaks into room while bob gets lemonade)

2👍 4👎

Are do you have the big gay?

The most formal way to ask someone if they have the big gay

Yo dude, are do you have the BIG gay?

17👍 3👎

You have the right to remain silent

A police expression for: Shut the fuck up!

Guy: Why me? WHY GOD WHY!?
Cop: You have the right to remain silent!

21👍 6👎

Do You Have Hair?

1) A person with funny hair, such a red hair.
2) An obvious answer.

1) Morgan Fraley DO YOU HAVE HAIR? (yes you do and it is red)
2) Are you going to the strip club? Do you have hair?

5👍 20👎

You have just been vuvuzeled

To randomly blast a vuvuzela in someones ear.

Guy blows horn in guys ear you have just been vuvuzeled!

12👍 4👎

Like if you have a big dick

A simple trick designed so that when you get a large sum of likes you edit the comment to say “Like if you have a small dick” successfully fooling all those who liked

Damn man, I liked a ‘like if you have a big dick’ comment and he changed it to say ‘like if you have a small dick’

6👍 2👎

You have an ahem in your wooting

You have a happiness in your genitalia
* you have an ahem in your wooting*

You have an enjoyment in your penile area LOL At the person
* you have an ahem in your wooting*
you enjoy penises
you have fun with ahems
you like to enjoy some ones private area

10👍 7👎