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(verb). When one self-righteous individual decides to take the law and report someone for what THEY deem as abusive or offensive behavior online, without the person being targeted knowing that they are being reported. Sort of like a Spanish Inquisition, where the accused does not know their accuser. Quite often, anyone can report anyone anonymously on Facebook, or Twitter for saying the word "BOO". It's that scary.
what the heck happened to your Facebook account?
It was suspended.
Why?
Well, I must've said something inappropriate like using the "F" bomb, and someone made a cybercitizen's arrest. Fuck my life.
Synonym for immediate onset explosive diarrhea and the euphoric experience upon being able to relieve oneself.
" ...dude you're clutching your stomach, have rapid shallow breathing and appear to be losing consciousness, are you going into cathartic arrest?"
"If I don't find a spot to deuce on the fly I'm gonna fuckin' expire "maannn!"
When your better half forbids you to have sex.
I am under pp arrest for cheating on my girlfriend.
Refers to an instance where you get "cuffed 'n' booked" for stealing someone's heart.
Cardiac arrest never happens in real life, of course, but "there oughtta be a law" against trifling with someone's affections.
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The state of being stuck at your computer, to answer endless emails for example.
Sorry I missed lunch; work had me under mouse arrest.
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Michael Bluth finds himself forced to stay in Orange County and run the family real estate business after his father, George Bluth Sr., is sent to prison for committing white-collar crime. He tries to juggle the wants and needs of his spoiled and eccentric family while being a good role model for his teenage son, George Michael.
Arrested Development
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Occurs when the sweater a man, most commonly a douchebag, is wearing looks like it was borrowed from his girlfriend, or her Yorkie.
Jane: Look at that guy's body, he's busting out of his shirt.
John: Oh please Jane, he's totally in cardigan arrest.
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