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i commited mass arson in 27 countries
Lyra is literally the definition of ‘Big Tittie Arson Committer”
When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.
Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
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Its a day where you slap someone named Arson / Mio. For example:
“Hey Arson, do you know what day it is today?” “No?” “It’s national slap arson day” *slaps arson*
National slap arson day is on April 15th. For example:
“Hey Arson, you know what day it is right?” “No” “it’s national slap Arson day.” *slaps arson flat handed in face
When something is looking like it could behave arson committed on it in a intriguing way
Person a: your house is arsonable
Person b: no please it’s my house
House: *is on fire*
Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire
Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?
Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion