A nigga who went to ASTRO world and fucking died. He has an autistic fat brother he likes eating him out.
P1. Did you hear arturo died
P2. Yeah he got squashed
Arturo is the type of guy that acts sus and he’s secretly gay but has the cutest farts.
Dominic: That Arturo niggajust made the cutest fart😳🥵
Chris: Cutie ima suck his dick
Quinter: should include the word being defined
Arturo is an ogre named Shrek. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Person A: Want to go to Art’s place?
Person B: You mean the ogre and his swamp?
Person B: Let’s go to Arturo’s swamp
BIG DICK MIDGET, aproximatly 3 feet tall dick and 2,6 feet height. Sexy and all the girls love him!
An morbidly obese schizophrenic who had a checkered past who had a handful of lovers at a young age. When he first became a father he was not good at it cause he was a child himself. He lost his innocence at a young age but was and still extremely naive.
Man 1: Arturo screwed the Virgin Mary and made a demon baby with her and almost single handedly ended the world because of this. God have mercy on his soul.
Leader, no fear, defiant , quickly finding loopholes , execute plans last minute when needed to complete task or mission.
The squad was outnumbered by hostile enemies but this did not stop the squad from completing the mission , thanks to the Sergeant a Dirty Arturo
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