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Is Filipino. Thinks he's so fly, and can do what ever he wants. Makes jokes ALL the time cause he thinks he's funny, all he does is play basketball, is obsessed with pokemon, loves to create awkward situations and says that sprinters are better than runners. Strengths: the best COD player ever, fast as lightening, great actor, never has the fear of being rejected and his outgoing personality creates the best adventures ever. Best Moments: meeting miss universe and hanging with the bro's. Weaknesses: Always wants to outdo the athlete, competing with his own bro, bad at karate/ kick boxing and is short... were waiting on that. Fails: doesn't do any chores, never wants to break a 20, can't rap, and thinks Brett Farve will never retire. Appearance: Short, has a bowl cut, and Asian of course!
Brad: Have you finished breeding Pikachu with Eevee?
Peter: No, shut up I'm busy dueling with Lickilicky.
Anonymous: the asian really thinks hes funny, well I'll show him!
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anyone born in a country in Asia
Jack: My grandma is from China, so she is Asian.
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Asians are the all-powerful beings who can do anything. They are close to the top of the life chain (think like the food chain). The only beings that are more powerful than Asians are Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris. The only reason we do not actually see Asians doing these divine feats is because they do not want us to see them. Because of this all of the asian countries have actors in them that pretend to walk around and go to work like normal people, that way they wont seem too powerful. If their power is too great they might make it seem like something totally different. For example, all hurricanes are the result of a Asian child who spun too fast on the Merry-Go-Round.
Me: Shit, there's an asian in this contest, we can't win...
Other Guy: Damn, you're right.
Asian: *sneezes*
World: *explodes*
Asian: Oops...
God: Grrr, those Asians always make me look bad...
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A religion where you worship people of the Asian race. Because let's face it; they are the most amazing people to walk our Earth.
Dude, change your facebook religion to Asianity!
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Oh k i am an asian and i don't appreciate the fact that people make fun of asians for having small eyes and we can't drive friggan cars because we can't see shit with them and that asian guys have small penises or saying dumb shit like 'ching chang chong?' which is like fucken gibberish to us. like i mean i laugh at the asian jokes like how do you blind fold an asian???........DENTAL FLOSS or you go up to an asian with pigtails and say ohh what is the matter did your mom tie your pigtails to tight (get it because of your eyes) but i think that you "haters" who criticize us asians are just jealous that you can't be as smart as us and have such AMAZING skills in badminton or ping pong or math just watch one day ASIANS will rule the world and then we'll see who is laughing now bitch! and asians are not fucken anoyying and not EVERYONE hates asians dumb asians suck and ??? stupid pussies that wont tell their name because thay are scared to tell an asian straight to their face they suck come on if you say they are so short and have small balls then i think you should be able to do that.
Asians are the greatest !!!
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A person who was born in Asia or is descended from an Asian.
SOME ethnicities that qualify as part of the Asian race:
East Asians, including:
* Japanese people
* Chinese people
* Koreans
* Mongols
* Hmong People
Southeast Asians, including:
* Thai people
* Vietnamese people
* Filipino people
* Bruneian people
* Lao people
East Asians typically have thin eyes with a single eyelid (meaning their eyelids have no creases as opposed to a Caucasian). They are pale for the most part and usually have the smaller end of the "size of sexual parts" scale. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, and usually have high cheek bones. Their hair is more likely to be straight and black.
Southeast Asians typically have thin eyes as well but they are a little bigger than an East Asian's eyes. They are more prone to double eyelids. As you move closer to the equator, Southeast Asians' skin color become darker. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, but most are taller than East Asians. They may have high cheekbones, and their hair is more likely to be black or brown and straight, but they may have wavy hair.
Popular stereotypes that accompany this race include:
•A- or above academic grade
•Glasses
•Perfect skin
•Race with the most braces (teeth) wearers
•Nerdy
•Obsessed with online gaming
•Strict parents
•Bad drivers
Observations/Studies show that Asians are more likely to become more successful than black, Caucasian, and Latino peoples.
Bobby: Hey, are you Asian?
Dara: Yes, I'm from the Philippines and my mother is from Korea.
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someone who was or had ancestors born in Asia. This includes China, Japan, Korea, Philippines, etc. There are many sterotypes about Asians, some true and some completely false. Here are a few:
MOST Asians are smart. Or at least have common sense. (true)
Asians are bad drivers. (well, not all Asians.)
All Asians don't speak English. (wtf. just cuz we're asian doesn't mean we cant speak english)
Asians have many children. (true, but only cuz they dont like cutting off the amount of children they have)
Asians eat dogs, cats, and need rice. (sure, we eat those things. whatever. btw, rice balances out flavors, making almost all foods taste good.)
Asians are always beautiful. (false. im an asian, and honestly, im not "perfect". but thanks for the compliment...?)
Asians are nerdy. (true. but a good kind of nerdy. their so called "nerdiness" is just their kind of epicness. and a lot of ppl actually like their nerdiness.)
So yeah, Asians are normal, they just don't look or act like other people. But remember, that's what makes them awesome.
Todd: Hey, who's that? Over there?
Paul: Oh, her? That's Kim. She's Asian and she pretty fun.
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