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Asparagus

A disease that make your eyes big and have green teeth.

Jill as the Asparagus.
Be careful the Asparagus is spreading in town.

by Yakub? December 07, 2018


Asparagus

Something that is round and pointy, used in toilet fights

I can’t wait to asparagus with someone

by Quack1759 November 19, 2022


Asparagus

Asparagus is a dude from Hunedoara, Romania that has a big cock(13 inches exactly).

Asparagus, where are u?
Im in ur mom:0000

by Petrooorawww July 10, 2023


asparagus

A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.

Example:

Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.

by obama account April 28, 2024


Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin

Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(

by Ladymae March 03, 2018


Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 01, 2020


Asparagus Green

Close to a light, sweet pea in color, it looks very nice as an accent or wall color in a room.

I never thought asparagus green would look pretty in here, but it's not bad.

by Constance ♥ January 21, 2009