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Similar to the wheelbarrow sex position, rather it involves all limbs off the ground causing the female or male to stiffen up straight like an asparagus.
Cuz straight out I fucked her so hard lastnite she turned into an asparagus
A disease that make your eyes big and have green teeth.
Jill as the Asparagus.
Be careful the Asparagus is spreading in town.
A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin
Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(
Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs
John tried to soggy asparagus her but even the double serving failed
when you consume large amounts of asparagus that your urine smells putrid and rotten.
lily ate so much asparagus that everyone thought that someone shit instead of her asparagus pee.
When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
Close to a light, sweet pea in color, it looks very nice as an accent or wall color in a room.
I never thought asparagus green would look pretty in here, but it's not bad.