A disease that make your eyes big and have green teeth.
Jill as the Asparagus.
Be careful the Asparagus is spreading in town.
Something that is round and pointy, used in toilet fights
I can’t wait to asparagus with someone
Asparagus is a dude from Hunedoara, Romania that has a big cock(13 inches exactly).
Asparagus, where are u?
Im in ur mom:0000
A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.
Example:
Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.
A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin
Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(
When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
Close to a light, sweet pea in color, it looks very nice as an accent or wall color in a room.
I never thought asparagus green would look pretty in here, but it's not bad.