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asshole is a person who should have never been given a license to drive.
I'm going to pull pull up next to this guy in front of me cause I have never seen an asshole drive a car before.
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A following practiced by many around the world, which needs several years of training and a natural instinct of basic shittiness.
A:What's with that omar, man?
B:Oh, he's a strict assholist, he trains in assholism everyday.
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Definition #1: the hole in the buttocks where poo is ejected
Definition #2: an individual who starts arguments, is a total
jerk, and/or is nagging/irritating/bitchy
Example 1: Everyone should have an asshole.
Example 2: Everyone knows an asshole.
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In a job context, someone who is cruelly inflexible and shows no understanding or compassion toward the unfortunate circumstances of others.
Demanding that the grease trap be cleaned out, the asshole fast-food manager threatened to fire Stephan if he took off a couple of days to take his terminally ill daughter to the Mayo Clinic for hospice care.
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Anyone who doesn't do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.
That asshole took my parking space.
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suddenly remembering the capital of south korea
asshole is an expression used when someone remembers the capital of south korea
guy: what the is capital of south korea.
someone else: i don't know broe
guy: asshole!
someone else: oh yeah
A jerk, is well, just that--a jerk. Someone who disrupts others and takes pleasure in it. We have all met jerks and know one, when we see one.
But an asshole, is someone who regularly and forcibly takes total delight in being a jerk.
'He was more than a jerk. He was a real asshole'.
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