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When you are a supporter of villa but you don't dare get out the confines of your house to go to such a shit hole of a ground.
I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!
Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo
Goes 193 mph very fast
Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.
A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud
Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.
Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.
Someone who is very obsessed and stalker they are in love with a brec’s son but will never acquire what she needs
That’s dude is such a Macy Aston. He followed you home.
bad feeling, suspicious and doubtful, even daring parents of a marriage of a child of them, after that had been heard of the act and becoming bankrupt at spirrits of them.
Th stubborn parrents of me are staying by telephone, and theastons can rescue my new wife form a now life of her like a soft fart.
A short twink with a small dick
Me: "Haha! you're such an Aston."
Friend: "no, YOU!"
The man who takes massive Ls. Aston would be seen taking over 50 Ls a day. Aston is the l king