atomic bomb

an atomic bomb is performed by climbing to the top of the stall and shitting (or attempting to shit) into the toilet from about 5 to 6 feet above the bowl

may also be called atomic dump

freddy climbed up on the stall and dropped an atomic bomb into the crapper

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Atomic Wedgie

When a victim's underwear is pulled over their head. Mostly done by bullies.

A bully picks their vitcim and these wedgies are easily done on us females. Get the victim's underwear and pull. Then keep pulling until the undies are near the victim's head. For extra effect give the victim this wedgie while they are only in underwear and if they are female then give this wedgie while they are in their bra and panties. After you pull them above their head, put their underwear over and on their head. You can tape their underwear on their head and it is better if the victim cannot see because of their undies on their head.

I am in my highschool years and I was stripped into my Disney "Frozen" bra and panties and given an atomic wedgie. People laughed at me because I was wearing "childish" panties and I was only wearing my bra and panties with plenty of people taking pictures. To make it worse I peed myself because of the wedgie I was stuck in.

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atomic deuce

The act of projectile defecating while firmly positioned high above the toilet bowl. Usually performed in a public bathroom with your legs over the edges of the stall for balance.

Many lives were lost in the great Atomic Deuce of '98.

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Atomic Wedgie

I Atomic wedgie is when someone comes up and yanks your underwear til it reaches your head.

One time when i was like 13 (i still had tighty whities) I had my friends over and my brother and his friends came behind us and yanked our underwear up into a Atomic wedgie. My balls were on fire and my ass hurt like hell! Then he and his friends took our clothes off and duck taped the wedgie to our foreheads and hanged us ona very tall tree were there was a branch below us so if we fell our nuts would get smashed. So then after 3 hours all our underwear ripped and we all fell and when we checked our balls they were so read that i was going to hurt like hell.

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atomic wedgie

A tough love prank of camaraderie, its popularity peaking through the 90s, which involved having a mark's underwear yanked up over the head as a surprise.

Antonym: Pantsing

Jonathan gave David an atomic wedgie at the local sports bar.

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atomic bong

what jamaica has instead of the atomic bomb

Jamaica would never make an atomic bomb. They may make an atomic bong. But I'd rather fight a war with the atomic bong because when the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation and radiation, when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaaation!"
-Robin Williams

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Atomic Meltdown

Any person in a "management" position who just freaking loses it and starts pounding on their desk and throwing anything within reach like staplers, phones, paperweight etc.

My boss is such a dumbshit that he totally botched up the sale and lost the customer account so he had an Atomic Meltdown and destroyed his office.