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Often comes across as a 'simp'
"That nigga an Augustine, bro"
A big sexy Mexican with a big banana
Look at Augustine he’s so fine
A thin guy, who is snarky and sarcastic. He is brilliant, and despite his thin frame, he has a vast and seemingly boundless intellect (and he knows it). This gives him a dark, and realistic view on life, preferring pragmatism and logic to hope and faith. Generally, Augustine's are tall, with a weird mix out outgoing charm and shy isolationism, they love to point out the similarities between themselves and their self-proclaimed or real namesake, Augustus Caesar, who was known for his brilliance and charisma, but was considered sickly and thin. They often come off as having a superiority complex, readily reminding people that they are factually correct, and pointing out since they're right whatever you have to say is rendered irrelevant. In reality, this is just how they think, fact is their god.
They are loyal and caring, but also hold really long grudges, and are generally suspicious of what they describe "overly friendly people", but once you earn their trust they will stand by you through thick and thin, but they will never frogive you if you break it.
An Augustine is usually politically inclined, if not involved then well informed, and can point out all the flaws and solutions within a political system. They are planners and thinkers, inclined to structured schedules (that they design) and intellectually stimulating tasks.
"Who's this Augustine guy?"
"Oh, he's this smart guy in my Philosophy class, which he said he's taking 'for fun'!"
"That's insane!"
"Yeah, he's talkative and generally polite, but also super guarded."
"oooh, mysterious!"
Saints is the best all boys school ever unlike that crack head school Cathedral 🤮🤮 They all brag about how rich they are when In reality its more expensive to get into saints 😁🤭 💰. Go Saints not Cathedral !!! 😂😂
Bob - Saint Augustine high school is amazing
Stupid head - I wish I could go to saints but instead I go to Cathedr🤮al.
Augustin is known for being a virgin because of how fucking retarded and mostly of a beaner he is
Usually a handsome, tall guy with a huge dick and ego. When Augustin is young he is a womanizer but when he meets the right woman he is a family man.
Sara: I love you
Augustin: I also love me