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When a balding male gets sunburn on the top of his head. The red bald spot on the top of his head, partly covered with hair, will show an uncanny resemblance with a baboons backside.
He should have covered his head, not he's got a headache and a baboon ass...
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Term coined by comedian Shamari Wilkins refering to slinging penis to various women.
I hit shawty up the other night to give her some baboon meat but she didn't reply.
The real name of a popular YouTube bodybuilder who calls himself Kali Muscle.
"Hey, did you see Kali Muscle's new video?"
- "Who?"
"Kali Muscle."
- "Oh, you mean Baboon Muscle. No, I don't watch that baboon prick."
When a girl has been recently penetrated, and brutally spanked on her ass. Her ass is red like a baboon for days on end.
A baboon butt is a ghetto booty that is nice and tight, but it's red from getting spanked.
I had enough lip out of her so I gave her a baboon butt.
{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.
"I regret wearing boxers today because I got up too fast and got instant baboon ass! Now my balls hurt!"
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1. When a woman's rear end is the most distinguishable part of their body, just as the behind of a baboon is their most noticeable quality.
2. It can also be used to refer to a butt that drives a man wild like baboons are.
Have you seen those new pictures of Vida Guerra? Now that woman has a baboon butt.
Jennifer Lopez's baboon butt can drive any man wild.
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