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bait

Male genitalia, particularly the scrotal assembly (scrotum and testicles).

One of the oddest human body parts, no one knows exactly why the scrotal assembly is put together the way it is. However, many scientists now theorize that, much like the worm-lure tongue of the Alligator snapping turtle, the scrotal assembly's appearance evolved as a lure to help prehistoric man catch and kill otherwise deadly wooly mammoths.

When a mammoth was spotted, one man would climb onto a stump, rock, etc. and shout out mammoth calls while dangling his junk in full view of the animal. The mammoth, entranced by this display, would stumble drunkenly toward the man with its mouth watering and its trunk outstretched ready to pluck the sweet sweet prize from the hunter.

Then, suddenly, the rest of the hunters would spring up from behind the bushes and spear the mammoth which, even while dying, would never take its eyes off the bait. Often, the mammoth's mouth would continue to water for an hour or so after death, and while some speculate that this was merely a reflex action, others suspect that as the mammoth's brain shut down, it saw before it a brilliant tunnel of light with hundreds of juicy nutsacks at the end.

After the extinction of the wooly mammoths, the scrotal assembly has become essentially a vestigial appendage whose unique appearance no longer serves a purpose, much like the appendix.

HHHuuuucccgh!!!! It got me right in the bait!

by GabrielSix March 29, 2005

81πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


bait

When something happens that can cause you any danger.

"I almost tripped back there, that was bait.
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"The police just searched me with chron in my shoe, that was bait."

"I almost just got hit by a low flying jet, that was bait."

Tom: i just found out my mom has crabs
Jake: shit thats bait, hopefully when i fucked her i didn't get it.

by thebaitestscene November 2, 2010

27πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


bait

(LGBTQ community slang) using false media, pictures/videos, positioning it as your own, in order to get something from someone who is not attracted to you/your gender. (i.e. A gay man using nude photos/videos of girls, as proof that he's a girl, in order to receive/see pictures/videos of a straight man masturbating to the fake content.)

"Yeah, i baited him into sending me a video of him completely naked and jerking off to a fake vid I sent. He thinks my name is 'Sarah'!"

by Jjaa May 10, 2015

13πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Baiting

Hardening you’re cum and using it as fishing bait so you can say a shark ate my son

I used to go fishing till baiting betrayed me

by Cock handle November 20, 2020

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


baited

to be completely sold out, or given away, in terms of hiding ones state of affairs, directly relating to smoking certain substances, or drinking certain drinks.

Bill: Guy you look kind of funny, have you been doing something?
George: Guy soo baited, teacher's right there mann.

by Dan Hnatiw May 13, 2004

85πŸ‘ 128πŸ‘Ž


bait

When an opinion is unpopular, thus it doesn't attract many people of a certain belief and becomes "bait" for them

Intel consumer: AMD Ryzen CPUs have less GHz than Intel i7-7700k CPUs!
AMD consumer: You're going to need a bigger bait.

by nshadex February 19, 2017


bait

Basic girl who is bait for hilarious pranks.

Look, there are ten baits taking a picture for Snapchat, lets photobomb it!

by My Minecraft Isn't working November 24, 2017