banks

a person who trys to hard to be cool
a person who has a girlfreind but doesnt sleep with her even though she wants to
a person who makes his freinds late for parties
a person who has 2 beers and pretends to be hammered
a person who only enjoys talking to girls about his feelings and not for the possibility of sex

joe and his freinds are going out to a party but decide to wait for their freind jamie to get off work. they ask jamie to hurry home so they can get to the party. He ends up getting home late and takes fifteen minutes to change his clothes. On his way to the party finally, jamie asks his freinds to pick up his girlfreind who he has yet to sleep with, at the inconvience of his freinds
after the party. "wow jamie was such a banks tonight"

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Banking

In the popular TV show "The Weakest Link" contestants have an opportunity to "bank" if they want to safehouse themselves from a future mistake. This inspires the term "banking" to describe women of a certain age (generally 33+) settling, or "banking" on a perhaps unsuitable partner in order to leave appropriate time for marriage and babies.

"Why is Jenny with that guy? He's an idiot"

"Oh, well she's 33 now and she wants to get married so she's banking"

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Banked

To deposit a passing of wind shortly before leaving the area in which it was deposited.

"Dude, we need to leave."

"Why?"

"I just banked a fart over by that old lady."

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bank

The punch someone in the face.

Say somethin' else crazy and I'm gone bank you in yo grill.

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Banks

Another word for fag or gay.

That party was last night was so Banks.

God he is Banks.

Banks high school in Oregon is so Banks.

You are so Banks for not spending your money.

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Banked

When multiple persons of the same sex have intercourse with a single individual of the opposite sex (generally used term explaining multiple males on a single female). Term used in Baltimore.

Me and my brother banked that chick I met at the bar last night!

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bank!

espression yelled by someone after witnessing someone else's misfortune.

as soon as the man tripped and landed on his face i yelled "bank!"

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