bastardate

The act of creating bastard children. Usually a dream of many moronic ricky-wannabee faggot dipper (thank you to EpC 2 for that; see definition for Jatt). These pagan creatures usually dream of having sex with white women very often because sometimes these dreams are better than them having to masturabate after watching their Jatt farmer friends/family working the fields.

Funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to bastardate would become rather problematic.

ohh damn, my hand ish getting berry tired, i bish i could bashtardate right about now.

first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.

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bastard

the male version of a bicth- female dog , but a male bicth

your such a fucking bastard

Bastardism

to embrace bastardy and to live life with the purpose of creating more bastards. It is also a religion.

Hugh practices bastardism and hopes to create as many bastards as he possibly can through the act of having unprotected sex with women out of wedlock.
Hugh is a member of the bastardic faith.

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bastard

1. an illegitimate child
2. usually an insult used by those who aren't creative enough to think up of something like, you're a testicle shitting penguin rapist.

damn bastards

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bastard

these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.

that dude is a bastard, he got me fired from my job and divorced my parents

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bastard

a real ass hole or someone without married parents

Josh is a bastard

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Bastarding

The act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. Usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn't easy.

If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.

If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.

You get the idea.

Hey John, fancy a spot of bastarding today?

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