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A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.
Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.
You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.
slashing water on yourself, a quick wash when your in a hurry to go out
we're leavin ....
alright gimme a min
ah haha budgie bath
The act of washing hair, face, arms, and possibly legs (if wearing shorts) in a sink because one is dirty, but pressed for time. Usually done by college students that work (outdoors) during the day and attend class in the evenings. This act is done very quickly when a shower is not an option.
Sorry I'm late. I couldn't get off work. I even had to take a hobo-bath to get here this early!
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the art of licking the ENTIRE body of your partner. Not necessarily limited to just the area in between one's legs...(Boobs, ass, back...as in bathing)
"Let me give you a tongue bath, I'll lick you from head to toe"."
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a nigger bath is where u just wash ur face, armpits and balls.
"damn i dont have enought time to get a shower, i'll get a nigger bath"
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The act of bathing with a toaster in extreme anger or depression.
Me: *dies in a video game* FUCK MAN! IM BOUT TO COMMIT TOASTER BATH!
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When you and your spouse start fucking in the bath
We started bath fucking last night before we went to Bed.