Brighton Bazooka

When you are chilling on the stony beaches of Brighton with your seasonal appropriately dressed rent boy and he decides to pop a sticky load upon your sun burnt face

" Me and Darren are popping behind the beach huts after having a Mr Whippy to cram in one last Brighton bazooka before hopping back on the train to Leeds"

Brady Bazooka

When you shart so hard a ball explodes.

I just had a major Brady Bazooka!

Bazooka Juice

as in jizz, splooge.

its seaman! SEA. MAN! not semen! as in jizz! Splooge! Man, Bazooka Juice!

Beef Bazooka

slang for a penis also known as a "love stump"

"Im about to blow this chick out with my beef bazooka"

Cancer Bazooka

When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass

"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"

"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"

Bazooka Joe

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.

Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!

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brown bazooka

A brown bazooka is when a male is fisted and given a reach around. Similar to rusty trombone but with fisting instead of rimming.

Sarah sprained her wrist while giving Joshua a brown bazooka.

Don't lick your fingers after a brown bazooka or do if your into that sort of thing.

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