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(Verb) The contagious act of spreading one's beard by any form of bearded face to non-bearded face contact.
Sgt. Bigelow reports that his wife is now growing a beard due to bearding:
"Luckily I don't have to shave for work. The wife isn't to keen on it yet but I think it's growing on her"
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The hairy pubic area of a man, or sometimes disgustingly, a woman. What makes it a beard is the shape or pattern in which the pubic hairs grow (from under the bellybutton to the grendel).
Moisha: "My beard is gettin' so thick i gotsta shave this shit."
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An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?
Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
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An exclamation from Harry Potter which is similar to "Oh Lord!"
"He just shat his pants!!"
"Merlin's Beard!!!"
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Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.
Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard
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Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get laid.
Bob's a true Unix genius, just look at the size of his Unix beard!
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