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The shittiest, most difficult high school in existence. The cheap ass administration highers fresh-out-of college, young, dumb ass teachers. These inexperienced teachers usually fail 50%+ of their class just because they can't fucking teach.
Some of the unfair, strict, and bullshit rules at BHS include:
-No D's (That's right, you either get a 70+ or you fail)
-Competencies, something that NO OTHER SCHOOL IN NEW HAMPSHIRE ENFORCES, that wreck your GPA and overall grades. You can have a 90% (A-) in a class, and still receive an NCF because you didn't pass 1/100 of your stupid little competencies.
-Longest school day in existence even after being cut down from last year. The day lasts OVER 7 HOURS.
-Block scheduling. Thought your class was boring as shit? Think again. Pump that 45 minute class to a massive 1 hour and 30 minute class filled with shitty busy work and cramming so that the teacher fills in all the time they don't need.
-Real World Learning hours. As a student attending BHS, you are forced against your will to do community service, career exploration, and other pointless shit if you want to graduate. You need over 80 hours of this stupid shit if you ever want to see your diploma.
Officially the worst school to ever hit the U.S.A.
Student: Hey, can I get some extra credit please? I have a 69 in chemistry and one more point and I'll pass the class. I've done every single homework assignment but I'm having some trouble on the tests/quizzes. After all the extra help it still isn't sticking. Bedford High School is really tough. Please?
Teacher: Sorry, you should of done better on the material I never taught you about. You should know all this college-level science, come on. See you next year in my class again. I love Bedford High School.
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A place where teenagers, spend 4 years of their life takin it up the ass.
Mom can I not go to bedford high school today? My ass is still sore from the last math class with Mr.Sheil
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When you shit your pants after eating linguica.
Lou: hey bro wanna go chill on my boat?
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.
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Bedford high school is a big shit whole nobody send kids there
But still better that Mary's
Don't go Bedford high school
A Confederate cavalry officer, who beat Union troops in nearly every battle especially when outnumbered two or three to one.
Massacred black and Union troops at Fort Pillow in 1864, or at least turned his back on the actions of his subordinates.
Made his fortune raising tobacco and selling slaves.
Was the first Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan or KKK, which he disassociated himself with shortly thereafter. He testified before Congress in 1870 during the Ku Klux Klan hearings and rightfully considered the Klan completely lawless terrorists.
Nathan Bedford Forrest was the first gangsta rapper. Not only did he get rich from selling black people into slavery, he also invented the drive by shooting and lynched dozens of black people.
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A place where children 10-14 go to get tortured for 3 years (unless your bad, in which they lock you in for another year... or two...). The cafeteria is perfect for mass destruction. There aren't hallways dedicated to each grade, so the 8th graders get to scare the shit out of 6th graders, 7th graders get made fun of cause they think they're the shit, and 8th graders get to walk around anywhere and stare down whoever the fuck they want. The teachers have to pretend like they don't hate all the rich brats, but still end up hinting to it a little. The secretaries act like they are on desperate housewives, talking shit about their coworkers and being inpatient bitches to the kids that enter.
I survived Bedford Middle School.
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Bedford Middle School is a place similar to hell that you spend 3 years of your life not really learning shit because the teachers don't even know what they're talking about just to go spend 4 more years in an even worse place known as BNL. Our water fountain doesn't have cold water and almost all of our bathrooms have problems with overflowing at least once a month. Our school is so ratchet they gave us paper plates for 2 days because they didn't want to wash the trays. We have ratarded hall monitors that literally walks round the hallways and dont do shit. The principal doesn't care about any of the students and half of our school drinks alcohol and does drugs. The bitches in the office sit around on their fat asses gossiping about shit like they are on the real housewives. Preppy bitches stand in the middle of the hallway and talk while you're trying to get to your locker. Oh and one of our hall monitors is gay and flirts with the boys at school.
sarcastically says "Bedford Middle School is great"
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