Beer

Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends.

aking the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"

Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.

Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.

Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.

Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.

God:"Sorry m

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Beer

The process of purchasing and/or consuming beer, used in verb form.

1. I just got off of work, I think it's time for me to beer.

2. To beer or not to beer, that is the question.

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Beer

A object that is use when dad is on a couch watching a football game

DAD:i had a hard day at work

DAD:*yells at son* give me a beer

SON:are you sure why not take a break from beer

DAD:its the only thing that brings stress relief in my life

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beer

pronounced "bee-ear" also don't allow your dog to feed on this drink and even your kids because it can make kids go crazy and maybe kill your dog. what's more safe than letting your dog die is carrying the most beer ever (you get a world record). also beer is a not-illegal counterpart and is the gift to the world if used wisely

i'm gonna yeet that beer across the world

beer

Any chemical substance which after it has been taken, causes one to come and edit definitions in urban dictionary.

Hey, I am high on beer, I need to pee first then go to urban dictionary and edit the definition of beer.

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beer

gift from god and a cure all.

Beer makes ugly women pretty and loosens pretty womens inhibitions. It warms u when your cold and cools u when your warm. Brings u up when u feel down, and helps u celebrate the good times. every ocassion is made better by beer. want an example. picture yourself eating a pizza, now picture yourself eating a pizza w/ a beer. Picture yourself watching the super bowl, now picture yourself watching the super bowl w/ a beer

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Beer

A carmel colored liquid, used to lower ihibitions. Usually consumed in mass quantities, causing the consumer to vomit violently.

I saw this really hot chick, and was scared to talk to her. After a couple beers, i got up my nerve.

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