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Bellend trumpet

The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.

The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...

by Micky Willy January 18, 2014


Bellend Flogger

Another name for a male that wanks a lot. A chronic masturbator.

You are such a bellend flogger. Why don’t you get a job and stop watching porn all day? Give your hand a break before you get carpal tunnel.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bellend Road

The widely recognised name for where Leeds United F.C. play what they think is football. Formerly known as Elland Road, but due to many suggestions from the public, Leeds City Council changed the name of the road, (especially after seeing the "people" who reside there on a Saturday afternoon).

Do you fancy going to Bellend Road, to watch those sheepshagging inbreds kick a ball around?

by si_pne4life August 28, 2006

89πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


taffy bellend

a combination of two words to form a strong Welsh insult. Taffy- a derrogitory term for welsh people... the equivilant of, possibly even worse, than calling an affrican-american a nigger... and bellend being the tip of a penis. One might a call a dumb welsh fuck a taffy bellend.

That was a great game but, its a shame that ref was a bloody taffy bellend.

by Aleem August 7, 2007

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


bellend

(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend

kerr + Bell = bellend

by jim January 27, 2004

3πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Bellend tickle

The tickling sensation that occurs in your bellend immediately after ejaculation.

Mark:Bellend tickle makes me giggle
Steve:what the fuck bro
Mark:it’s true

by Succulent anal seepage November 28, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bellend

someone who doesnt do anything and plays champ all day

steve corder is a bellend

by greeny January 20, 2004

2πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž