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The male genitals.
"That guy has a long and big belt. ;)"
"Ewwww...You're belt's touching me!!!!"
"That guy's belt is mine. No one else can have it tonight."
Synonyms
1. Dick
2. Balls
Antonyms
1. The female genitalia
2. Whatever Justin Beiber has as his body part that releases waste.
Common confusions/related words
1. belt - an object used to hold up saggy pants.
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The reverse of a strap on dildo. Turns the wearer from pitcher to catcher.
The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).
If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
Gal: "My pussy really hurts tonight."
Guy: "Ok, let me warm up the ol' Liver Belt"
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When a girl arouses a man with his own belt (which she has removed with her teeth).
Sarah juice belted me last night.
A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft
Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep
⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️
This is important advice from personal experience
Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)
I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath
She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button
Please have your wits about you
And yes we still fucked
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When your trying to hide a erection
Erection hard on stiffy belt tucker
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