Beadle-bend

Scots; seemingly limited to the small town of Strathaven (approx. 25 miles from Glasgow) and used by local neds (see Scots: "Ned")
Having seemingly used reference to the late Jeremy Beadle of TV's "Beadle's About" fame, it is uncertain whether it's use has continued since the late 1990s:

Means to beat up or give a someone a kicking.
Usually used as a threat.

Sometimes abbreviated to "Beadlin'"

Ah'm gonnae pure beadle-bend ya.
You're getting a pure beadlin'

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Boner Bend

When a male has to piss with an erection and in order to do so, bends himself in a very weird manner.
Said erection can be a result of being turned on or morning wood.

I woke up today with morning wood, so I had to piss making a boner bend.

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bending the curve

A popular expression that means to alter the underlying terms of a problem to improve its outcome. Represented graphically, this would result in the “curve” being “bent” in a positive direction as the conditions change over time.

Bending the curve on violent extremism in weakly governed countries is possible by strengthening the institutions of governance and their capacity to protect their populations from non-state actors.

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'round the bend

UK. One who is mentally imbalanced, eccentric, crazy, etc. Sometimes expressed as "right 'round the bend." An eighties tune, during the second "British Invasion" of music in the U.S., had the lyric, "You send me right 'round, baby, 'right round, like a record baby."

Did you see him talking to that tree? 'Round the bend, he is.

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Bending A Biscuit

To take a long shit that coils in the toilet like a french crossaint.

I let the dog out in the back yard thinking she wanted to run around, but that SOB was bending a biscuit on my lawn.

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Portuguese Bend

A curvature of the penis developed from habitual masturbation. The Portuguese Bend develops to the left or the right depending upon one’s hand preference for wanking.

My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldn’t believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.

I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.

Gender Bending

Gender Bending is when a someone has their gender swapped around. This practice is particularly used in the anime series known as Fate when people from history have their gender altered.

"I was watching Fate, it turns out King Arthur is actually a girl"
"Just wait, that's only the start of it"
"Really"
"Yes that's called gender bending"