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when the bicycle seat is so far up your ass it is considered rape.
I have a horny bicycle
A girl who rides a mountain bike, but is helpless. She hangs with guys to do the dirty work of fixing her bike and driving her around. Ready to party with others for car rides and beer.
bicycle whore: (baby talk)I don't know how to change my tire. Could you do it for me?I'd do anything for help.
Guy: Sure. I know cute li'l girls can't do messy stuff like that.
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Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.
Christ on a bike! Did that guy's car just explode?
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A fandom bicycle is a charecter that becomes the source of fandom for that book/film/game/tv show.
Axel is to kingdom of hearts what Legolas is to Lord of the Rings: the fandom bicycle. Everyone's had a ride.
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The "inventor" of the bicycle. He was known for inventing the bicycle in 534 B.C. but everyone in the village thought he was whack. He created the handlebars and seat. The wheels were not very stable due to the fact that they have yet to be created.
Eleanor: Mr. Jonathan, didn't Kirkpatrick McMillan invent the bicycle between the 1830s and 1840s?
Mr. Jonathan: Why no young scholar who has so much to learn. Everybody knows that Bicycle Lanstrum invented the bicycle in 534 B.C.
Little Roy: But they thought he was whack of course.
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Everyone has taken a ride on it. A skank who will let any slob of a guy (and often ferocious bulldyke chicks too) perform the deed on her because all dongs are the same to her, she will go on the job at the drop of the hat. This slut is so stank that she could walk through a retirement home and a 90-year old with dementia will yell "TRAMP!" White, black, redneck, handicapped, gay...it does not matter to this ho. God bless you, village bicycle!
See that ho over there with all the makeup? 9 of my friends have rode that village bicycle!
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