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1) A bro who is in the occupation of canoeing, or who canoes daily.
2) A bro who doesnt attend events, and misses out on important routines (ie. breakfast)
3) A bro who missed certain epic things and/or events due to sleep.
"Is it just me, or does Canoe Bin Laden over there just sleep in for everything"
"Canoe Bin Laden there, just missed out on the greatest game of carstle crashers ever"
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A delusional man, who can't comprehend that the entire world does not agree with his religion. Like a 3 year old, he often throws tantrums, and kills innocent people.
"Osama Bin Laden was on the news last night."
"Really? Jeez, you'd think he was just a retarded attention seeking asshole who didn't get his way."
"Dude, that's because he is."
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The most sexiest person alive. When you see him you will wank all over him until you start jizzing out blood. The only relative from the direct lineage of Osama still alive.
WOW, she’s such a Junaid-bin-laden
osama bin laden is the worlds most evil scum.
he planned the 9/11 attacks- he doesn't deserve life, he killed thousands of people because.....i dont actually think there was any reason (apart from he's an evil terrorist psychopath)
i'll find him- mutilate him-beat him-stab him to near death- put him in a room with no air- then burn him.
Osama bin laden(hiding in a dustbin): hi
the rest of the world (holding many weapons, and evil glints in their eyes): why heeeeelllo
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Dead.
Navy S.E.A.L.S put a bullet between Osama Bin Laden's eyes.
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Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a cocktail this evening.
Bartender: What cocktail would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
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Dead.
Osama bin Laden is dead (02/05/2011, UTC+05:00).
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