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A new name for a baby shower. When one is to have a baby shower they would name it a birth party as it is a celebration.
Damon: we're having a birth party right?
Mike: yeah, today at 3
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A retarded term , coined by the left to Insinuate, that not only women can give birth .
Don’t forget it’s Mother’s Day, “ you’re such a bigot , it’s birthing parents day “ . “ Thats so offensive it’s birthing persons day “
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Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.
I may need stitches after that colon birth.
have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)
i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth!
i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!
i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!
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Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.
Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.
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When a person has a pelvic area that looks suitable for birthing.
One friend to another:
Boy those sure are some birthing hips you got their.
Your aunt who lives in the old country:
Girl you should find a nice boy and have a nice bunch of babies with him having those birthing hips and all.
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The act of repeatedly "accidentally" getting pregnant multiple times with multiple men.
Person 1 - "dude! did you hear Melissa is prego again?"
Person 2 - "wow! Really? she's such a birth cannon!'
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