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“Did you do anything nice for your birthday?” “NO DEBRAH I FUCKING DIDNT I CRIED STOP FUCKING JUDGING ME FOR HAVING A BAD BIRTHDAY”
One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.
Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you
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Nine months before your parents had sex. Think about that one
So my birthday is nine months after New Years Eve...
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A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).
"I see it is Gregs birthday today....."
"yes it is."
"I go to dentist for you, yeah?"
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a birthday is the day that you are born.
it is also something that you celebrate year after year on the same day.
hey its Sarah's birthday today!
my mom is having a baby, happy birthday little guy!
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1. The day I thank my parents for
2. The day I buy my parents gifts instead of the traditional way
3. Pretty much just another day that is celebrates the pain your mother went through.
4. Otherwise, a day you celebrate that you havn't died in the last 365 days
1. Its my birthday, thanks dad and mom for giving my life
2. It doesn't make sense for my parents to give me gifts on my birthday.
3. Yay, my birthday, my mom went through so much pain today, lets celebrate
4. Yes, I did it again.
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basically celebrating another year in life, but also celebrating 1 year closer to death. lol
you: yay! its my birthday!
random person: hahahahaha!!!!! XDDDD
you:wat???
random person: that only means you are going to die sooner X
you: wat?! T.T this sux!
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